Funny Yet Irritating

Sometimes I think that Malaysia goverment hospital should change the "Hospital" to "Hotel" instead. As the charge is merely $10 per day including 4 meals+ bed, a lot of people started to abuse this welfare. I would like to share some of my experience:
#1. While doing round in ward, I was satisfied about patient's progress and planning to discharge patient, but he refused as he claimed that nobody around at home to look after him as his children planning to go holidays this weekend and request me to keep him in hospital. My response???? It's like this #@+#*$#

#2. My friend told me that in HKL infectious disease ward always full with HIV patients. However there is certain day of the week (can't remember, may be wednesday) when the admission suddenly increase as the next day the ward will serve special dish (?Chicken Rendang) which is the Best of The Week and every drug abuse will come with some funny complaint and admitted 1 day prior to that. After enjoying the special meal then everyone request for discharge. Funny right? LOL......